Is it Pearl--or the pearls??

Wearing pearls and Japanese flip flops frighten some people as much as pearls and camouflage.

A Tip of the Wig to................

.......................Jerry Seinfeld and your new webisode Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.
We always knew you were brilliant. You have reaffirmed your status with this new series. It combines all your existing talents of observational humor and droll delivery (not to mention brilliant witty friends like Alec Baldwin and Ricky Gervais) with an adept use of the Internet:

~ 13 minute running time

~ Corporate sponsorship by one of your personal passions

~ Extension of classic film vocabulary, the behind-the-wheel scene, but yours are REAL and three-camera


May we suggest Paul McCartney for a future episode?  In a Jag?

A kiss on the hand............

............may be quite continental.
But a kiss on the lips is preferred.

Carry your flame with you

Forget about keeping your light under a bushel. Just carry your flame with you.

Feeling broody

Broody is what a chicken is called when she's in an egg-laying mood.

Pearl can relate.

Neil Patrick Harris.....

We think NPH should be the permanent host of the Tony's.
Seriously.
And we'd love to write for him.

(Sigh)

Don't you hate it when you wear camouflage with pearls and everybody's all "Security!"?

Ready when you are, CB.

Standing by......